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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Customer has been ordering pitchers of beer and not tipping. So naturally since I'm in the service industry, I serve accordingly. No tip, slow service lol Hence T.I.P.S. = To Insure Prompt Service. On the third transaction I let my regular finish his joke before addressing the customer and asking him for his order....


C: Excuse me? Me: One sec please C: I need a drink Me: I'm in the middle of a conversation one sec C: Can I get a pitcher of Budlight Me: Pours the pitcher with a good amount of head on it.. $10 please C: Are you racist or something? Me: I don't discriminate. I hate everyone equally.

3 comments:

  1. THATS ABOUT RIGHT....

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  2. Wouldn't that be "To Ensure Promt Service"? So from now on you have to call them teps. You have to. No arguing or you aint getting a tep.

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  3. lol it is ensure, but ya know most of us bartenders are just drunks ~.-

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